Wally: I'm Going To Go Take Another Crack At Ivo

Wally: You removed my what?!

Jade: I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night

Jade: No No NO No No No

Jade: Why are you shaking and crying? And getting your tears all over my hardwood floors

Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert

Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.

M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.

Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.

Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey

Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵

Wally:...

Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵

Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*

Conner: *Dancing*

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits

Artemis: Sex is not dating

Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating

Artemis:...

The Team:....

Connor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Wally: What up?

Dick: Who dis be?

Zatanna: No, he's imprisoned in Doctor Fate helmet, this is his daughter

Dick: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not technically illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move.

Wally: I love it

Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car

Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it

M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me

Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse

Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour

If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-