Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart

Wally: it shows

M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself

Wally: Stress inducing

Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert

Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.

M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.

Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.

Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey

Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵

Wally:...

Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵

Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*

Conner: *Dancing*

Kaldur: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Kaldur: From the truck that hit Conner?

Wally: Well me starving ain't gonna help him.

Artemis: I'm not a stone cold bitch, I'm a natural, beautiful presence.

M'gann: Everything is perfect, the world is amazing

Artemis: Weren't you just crying last night how much the world hates you?

M'gann: Shut it, we don't talk about dark times

Conner: Well, what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?!

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE