Robin: You Know What I'm Not Feeling It Anymore

Wally: I am not single

Wally: I am available

Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart

Wally: it shows

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits

M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself

Wally: Stress inducing

Artemis: What I want is to stop wanting a man

Zatanna: Step 1 start liking women

Zatanna: Step 2 turn to your right

Zatanna: *winks*

M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me

Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

*During the Halloween episode s1*

Artemis: Wow Harm really hates us Zatanna

Zatanna: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic

Artemis:...

Artemis: But we're not gay Zatanna

Zatanna: We're not?!

Wally: I started dating someone, but I’m afraid of telling you who because I don’t think you’ll like who it is...

Roy: Just rip off the bandage!

Wally: It's Artemis-

Roy: Put the bandage back on!