Zatanna: I’m Pretty Not Smart

kez my beloved

Artemis: What I want is to stop wanting a man

Zatanna: Step 1 start liking women

Zatanna: Step 2 turn to your right

Zatanna: *winks*

Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car

Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it

When Artemis and Wally told the team they were dating

M'gann: Don't you dare hurt her

*The Team laughs*

Wally: I won't

Dick: don't laugh, she means it

Wally: I-i mean I won't

Kaldur: seriously Wally, don't hurt her

Wally: okay I'm not planning on hurting her

Rocket: you better not be

Wally:I'm not

Zatanna: Hey Wally, you best watch your self

Wally: why would any of you think I would hurt Artemis, you're all my friends too

Conner: Meh

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

Who wants to bet that everyone on the Young Justice team likes playing with Artemis’ hair? 

Wally would love it of course and probably runs his fingers through the silky strands whenever he can, especially when they’re in bed and he can’t sleep or when they’re sitting on the couch and Artemis has her head on his lap. M'gann, Raquel, and Zatanna obviously like using Artemis’ head to try out new hairstyles and intricate braids, because everyone knows that Artemis has the best hair out of everyone on the team. And Kaldur’s mother also has beautiful hair, so he probably used to help her brush it and style it a lot when he was younger, so Artemis probably lets him comb her hair every once in a while when he feels lonely or missed Atlantis. Conner doesn’t actively try braiding her hair, but maybe Artemis is busy doing something with her hands and Conner’s the only one available to braid it for her, so she asks him to do it and he discovers that braiding Artemis’ hair is actually really calming and helps him with his anger issues, so sometimes if he’s in a bad mood she will allow him to braid it to calm him down. With Robin, he’s kind of like a little brother to Artemis, so of course like any other brother he’s often forced to help her brush her hair if she needs to get ready quickly or if her hands are unavailable. That’s how he learns that he’s a natural at hair styling and loves brushing her hair, though he would never dare to say it aloud.     

M'gann: You do yoga?

Artemis: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me

Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse