When Artemis And Wally Told The Team They Were Dating

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE

Connor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Wally: What up?

Dick: Who dis be?

Zatanna: No, he's imprisoned in Doctor Fate helmet, this is his daughter

Zatanna: Should I become a child psychologist? I mean I don't want kids to become as screwed up as me

Raquel: Maybe go to therapy and deal with your own problems first before you even try help others

Wally: Once a year, Zatanna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?

Zatanna: Clothes.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fragrances.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Massages.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Mimosas.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fine leather goods

Wally: Treat yoself!

Zatanna: It's the best day of the year.

Wally and Zatanna: It's the best day of the year!

Dick: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not technically illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move.

Wally: I love it

Kaldur: Y'know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight. I can't depend on anyone but myself.

Kaldur: I'm going to take care of myself. I'm going to bed

Roy: Go to bed?

Roy: What are you forty?

Kaldur: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!

M'gann: Uh-Kaldur should I be going to bed too?

Kaldur: I DON'T CARE!

M'gann: He said yes I think?

Artemis: I don't think he cares

Roy: I don't think he gives a shit what you do

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself

Wally: Stress inducing

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

Wally: I started dating someone, but I’m afraid of telling you who because I don’t think you’ll like who it is...

Roy: Just rip off the bandage!

Wally: It's Artemis-

Roy: Put the bandage back on!