Kaldur: Y'know What? This Is The One Thing I've Learned Tonight. I Can't Depend On Anyone But Myself.

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

Kaldur: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Kaldur: From the truck that hit Conner?

Wally: Well me starving ain't gonna help him.

Wally: I started dating someone, but I’m afraid of telling you who because I don’t think you’ll like who it is...

Roy: Just rip off the bandage!

Wally: It's Artemis-

Roy: Put the bandage back on!

Conner and M'gann: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Conner and M'gann: *look at each other smiling*

Wally and Artemis: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Wally: GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHICKEN

Artemis: YOUR CHICKEN? I TOUCHED IT FIRST!!!

M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself

Wally: Stress inducing

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Artemis: Sex is not dating

Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating

Artemis:...

The Team:....

Tim, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti mocha latte with, uhh, seven extra espresso shots.

Tim: Oh, and one of those caffeine sachets if you have them.

Kon: Jesus Christ just do cocaine.

Wally and Artemis: *Arguing*

Artemis: Fuck you

Wally: Later. Now listen here you piece of shit

Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck