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Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart
Wally: it shows
Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?
Jade: No, he thinks we both suck
Wally: Idiot
Dick: Ur mom
Wally: No yours
Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.
M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me
Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse
Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?
Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.
Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.
Will: My baby is not a bitch!
Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball
Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon
Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.
Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert
Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.
Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.
Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey
Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵
Wally:...
Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵
Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*
Conner: *Dancing*
Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car
Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD
If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-
M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Zatanna: That's a cross
M'gann: Across from where?
Batman *opening the batmobile*: Ugh.
Batman: This just screams I wasn't loved enough as a child
Robin: This is your car
Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer
Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich
Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can
Zatanna: Guys, my dad just admitted to being homophobic
Zatara: All I said is that I wouldn’t buy you an ice cream cone at McDonald’s
Zatanna: SAME THING!
Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Jade: what's up your ass this morning?
*Artemis walks by*
Artemis: Hey
Jade: Nevermind
*Wally spits out coffee*
Zatanna: What'cha doing?
Wally: Standing on the side of the road.
Zatanna: Fun
Zatanna: Oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this, there is this guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.
Zatanna: I'm about to hit him
Wally: huh?
*Zatanna hits Wally with her car*
Jade *talking about Lawrence*: Can we throw him out the window yet?
Artemis: I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude
Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car
Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it
Kaldur: You bought a taco?
Wally: Yes.
Kaldur: From the truck that hit Conner?
Wally: Well me starving ain't gonna help him.
Connor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Wally: What up?
Dick: Who dis be?
Zatanna: No, he's imprisoned in Doctor Fate helmet, this is his daughter
Conner: Well, what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?!
Artemis: Hey, you don't want to mess with my sister.
Artemis: She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years
Wally: You removed my what?!
Jade: I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night
Jade: No No NO No No No
Jade: Why are you shaking and crying? And getting your tears all over my hardwood floors
*During the Halloween episode s1*
Artemis: Wow Harm really hates us Zatanna
Zatanna: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic
Artemis:...
Artemis: But we're not gay Zatanna
Zatanna: We're not?!
Dick: Give me my test back
Connor: I just don't understand anything
Dick: That's not my problem
Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann
Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour
M'gann: Everything is perfect, the world is amazing
Artemis: Weren't you just crying last night how much the world hates you?
M'gann: Shut it, we don't talk about dark times
*Robin pops out if no where*
Connor: where did he even come from?!
Wally: STOP BEING ONE WITH THE SHADOWS DANG IT!