Artemis: Hey, You Don't Want To Mess With My Sister.

Kaldur: Y'know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight. I can't depend on anyone but myself.

Kaldur: I'm going to take care of myself. I'm going to bed

Roy: Go to bed?

Roy: What are you forty?

Kaldur: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!

M'gann: Uh-Kaldur should I be going to bed too?

Kaldur: I DON'T CARE!

M'gann: He said yes I think?

Artemis: I don't think he cares

Roy: I don't think he gives a shit what you do

When Artemis and Wally told the team they were dating

M'gann: Don't you dare hurt her

*The Team laughs*

Wally: I won't

Dick: don't laugh, she means it

Wally: I-i mean I won't

Kaldur: seriously Wally, don't hurt her

Wally: okay I'm not planning on hurting her

Rocket: you better not be

Wally:I'm not

Zatanna: Hey Wally, you best watch your self

Wally: why would any of you think I would hurt Artemis, you're all my friends too

Conner: Meh

Kaldur: I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.

Kaldur: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Wally: Do you mean woke?

Kaldur: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically correct

Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?

Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that

Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

Wally: Idiot

Dick: Ur mom

Wally: No yours

Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.

Wally: I would like to invite you all to mine and Artemis wedding

Wally: If you could come,I would be eternally grateful.

Artemis: So.. when are you going to invite me to our wedding

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not