Kaldur: I Must Say, This Is Going Considerably Better Than When I Came Out To My Colleagues.

M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?

Zatanna: That's a cross

M'gann: Across from where?

Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?

Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that

Kaldur: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Kaldur: From the truck that hit Conner?

Wally: Well me starving ain't gonna help him.

Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour

Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.

*Post Time skip*

Wally: I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Wally West [whispering]: You look pretty.

Artemis Crock: What did you say?

Wally West: I said you look shitty, good night Artemis!

Artemis: Does anyone have something to eat?

Wally: I mean, I'm always a snack.

Artemis: I'm hungry Wally, not horny

Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jade: what's up your ass this morning?

*Artemis walks by*

Artemis: Hey

Jade: Nevermind

*Wally spits out coffee*

Zatanna: Do you know how many basic bitches would KILL to have the same personality as me?