Artemis: Does Anyone Have Something To Eat?

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE

Artemis: Why are there so many different pasta they all taste the same

Wally: Who hurt you?

Roy: Hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.

Dick: What?

Roy: I got to go find her

Dick: oh hey oh oh hold on, are you serious?!

Dick: wait so 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh! They should write that on box

Roy: evidently they do

Dick: What?! *pulls a strip of condoms to check*

Artemis: I'm not a stone cold bitch, I'm a natural, beautiful presence.

M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?

Zatanna: That's a cross

M'gann: Across from where?

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you

Dick: Give me my test back

Connor: I just don't understand anything

Dick: That's not my problem

Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits