Roy: Hey In My Defense I Just Found Out That Condoms Are Only Like 97% Effective.

Zatanna: Guys, my dad just admitted to being homophobic

Zatara: All I said is that I wouldn’t buy you an ice cream cone at McDonald’s

Zatanna: SAME THING!

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

kez my beloved

Dick: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not technically illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move.

Wally: I love it

Artemis: Sex is not dating

Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating

Artemis:...

The Team:....

Wally and Artemis: *Arguing*

Artemis: Fuck you

Wally: Later. Now listen here you piece of shit

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

M'gann: Why is Robin standing on the counter?

Wally: He likes to feel tall

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits

Zatanna: Should I become a child psychologist? I mean I don't want kids to become as screwed up as me

Raquel: Maybe go to therapy and deal with your own problems first before you even try help others