Artemis: No I Wouldn't Call The Cops

Tim, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti mocha latte with, uhh, seven extra espresso shots.

Tim: Oh, and one of those caffeine sachets if you have them.

Kon: Jesus Christ just do cocaine.

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

Dick: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a minor and could just drink all my problems away

*Post Time skip*

Wally: I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Connor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Wally: What up?

Dick: Who dis be?

Zatanna: No, he's imprisoned in Doctor Fate helmet, this is his daughter

*Artemis sitting in Wally's lap*

Wally: Pay attention to me

Artemis: We were just making out two seconds ago

Wally: I don't see your point

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?

Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that

Wally: I'm going to go take another crack at Ivo

Artemis: You've been in there like 5 times. What are you going to do, annoy him into talking?

Wally: Ha ha

LATER

Wally:*sturming guitar and screaming*