Dick: Sometimes I Wish I Wasn’t A Minor And Could Just Drink All My Problems Away

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Zatanna: What'cha doing?

Wally: Standing on the side of the road.

Zatanna: Fun

Zatanna: Oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this, there is this guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.

Zatanna: I'm about to hit him

Wally: huh?

*Zatanna hits Wally with her car*

M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me

Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

Roy: Hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.

Dick: What?

Roy: I got to go find her

Dick: oh hey oh oh hold on, are you serious?!

Dick: wait so 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh! They should write that on box

Roy: evidently they do

Dick: What?! *pulls a strip of condoms to check*

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.

If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-

Jade *talking about Lawrence*: Can we throw him out the window yet?

Artemis: I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude

Kaldur: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Kaldur: From the truck that hit Conner?

Wally: Well me starving ain't gonna help him.