Kez My Beloved

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you

Wally: I am not single

Wally: I am available

*During the Halloween episode s1*

Artemis: Wow Harm really hates us Zatanna

Zatanna: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic

Artemis:...

Artemis: But we're not gay Zatanna

Zatanna: We're not?!

Artemis: I'm not a stone cold bitch, I'm a natural, beautiful presence.

Conner and M'gann: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Conner and M'gann: *look at each other smiling*

Wally and Artemis: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Wally: GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHICKEN

Artemis: YOUR CHICKEN? I TOUCHED IT FIRST!!!

M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?

Zatanna: That's a cross

M'gann: Across from where?

Artemis: I really like bad boys

Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere

Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything

Kaldur: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room

M'gann: We ran out of milk so I panicked and bought cow

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus