That Whole Scene In Episode 2 Was Just A Clown Circus

Kaldur: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Kaldur: From the truck that hit Conner?

Wally: Well me starving ain't gonna help him.

Artemis: I really like bad boys

Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere

Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything

Jade, talking about Wally: Artemis, your vagina needs glasses. He's not worth it.

Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Zatanna: I don't have a sad playlist...I have a playlist that makes me sad

Wally: Once a year, Zatanna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?

Zatanna: Clothes.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fragrances.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Massages.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Mimosas.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fine leather goods

Wally: Treat yoself!

Zatanna: It's the best day of the year.

Wally and Zatanna: It's the best day of the year!

Wally: I am not single

Wally: I am available

Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jade: what's up your ass this morning?

*Artemis walks by*

Artemis: Hey

Jade: Nevermind

*Wally spits out coffee*

If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-

Artemis: Does anyone have something to eat?

Wally: I mean, I'm always a snack.

Artemis: I'm hungry Wally, not horny