Wally: Once A Year, Zatanna And I Spend A Day Treating Ourselves. What Do We Treat Ourselves To?

Wally and Artemis: *Arguing*

Artemis: Fuck you

Wally: Later. Now listen here you piece of shit

M'gann: Everything is perfect, the world is amazing

Artemis: Weren't you just crying last night how much the world hates you?

M'gann: Shut it, we don't talk about dark times

kez my beloved

Artemis: Why are there so many different pasta they all taste the same

Wally: Who hurt you?

Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck

Jade *talking about Lawrence*: Can we throw him out the window yet?

Artemis: I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude

Conner and M'gann: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Conner and M'gann: *look at each other smiling*

Wally and Artemis: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Wally: GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHICKEN

Artemis: YOUR CHICKEN? I TOUCHED IT FIRST!!!

Nightwing: I have a phobia of my own ass

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

When Artemis and Wally told the team they were dating

M'gann: Don't you dare hurt her

*The Team laughs*

Wally: I won't

Dick: don't laugh, she means it

Wally: I-i mean I won't

Kaldur: seriously Wally, don't hurt her

Wally: okay I'm not planning on hurting her

Rocket: you better not be

Wally:I'm not

Zatanna: Hey Wally, you best watch your self

Wally: why would any of you think I would hurt Artemis, you're all my friends too

Conner: Meh