M'gann: Everything Is Perfect, The World Is Amazing

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car

Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

*During the Halloween episode s1*

Artemis: Wow Harm really hates us Zatanna

Zatanna: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic

Artemis:...

Artemis: But we're not gay Zatanna

Zatanna: We're not?!

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus

M'gann: You do yoga?

Artemis: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

Wally: Idiot

Dick: Ur mom

Wally: No yours

Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.

M'gann: As your best friend

Artemis: Zatanna is my best friend

M'gann:

M'gann: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND....

kez my beloved

Artemis: Hey, you don't want to mess with my sister.

Artemis: She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years