Artemis: You Called Me A Whore And Pushed Me Infront Of A Car

*Artemis sitting in Wally's lap*

Wally: Pay attention to me

Artemis: We were just making out two seconds ago

Wally: I don't see your point

If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-

Artemis: What I want is to stop wanting a man

Zatanna: Step 1 start liking women

Zatanna: Step 2 turn to your right

Zatanna: *winks*

M'gann: You do yoga?

Artemis: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer

Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich

Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus

Kaldur: Y'know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight. I can't depend on anyone but myself.

Kaldur: I'm going to take care of myself. I'm going to bed

Roy: Go to bed?

Roy: What are you forty?

Kaldur: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!

M'gann: Uh-Kaldur should I be going to bed too?

Kaldur: I DON'T CARE!

M'gann: He said yes I think?

Artemis: I don't think he cares

Roy: I don't think he gives a shit what you do

Zatanna: Should I become a child psychologist? I mean I don't want kids to become as screwed up as me

Raquel: Maybe go to therapy and deal with your own problems first before you even try help others

Zatanna: What'cha doing?

Wally: Standing on the side of the road.

Zatanna: Fun

Zatanna: Oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this, there is this guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.

Zatanna: I'm about to hit him

Wally: huh?

*Zatanna hits Wally with her car*

Jade *talking about Lawrence*: Can we throw him out the window yet?

Artemis: I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude