Artemis: I'm Not A Stone Cold Bitch, I'm A Natural, Beautiful Presence.

Wally: My type?

Wally: People who are mean and have zero interest in me obviously.

Artemis: Does anyone have something to eat?

Wally: I mean, I'm always a snack.

Artemis: I'm hungry Wally, not horny

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

*Post Time skip*

Wally: I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Zatanna: Do you know how many basic bitches would KILL to have the same personality as me?

Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.

Artemis: What I want is to stop wanting a man

Zatanna: Step 1 start liking women

Zatanna: Step 2 turn to your right

Zatanna: *winks*

Artemis, talking about Paula: She wouldn't want us to fight.

Jade: Well she wouldn't exactly be shocked.

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car

Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it