Artemis, talking about Paula: She wouldn't want us to fight.
Jade: Well she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore
Aqualad: What?
Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.
Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?
Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!
Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!
Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?
Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.
Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.
Will: My baby is not a bitch!
Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?
Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that
Artemis: Why are there so many different pasta they all taste the same
Wally: Who hurt you?
Wally: I'm going to go take another crack at Ivo
Artemis: You've been in there like 5 times. What are you going to do, annoy him into talking?
Wally: Ha ha
LATER
Wally:*sturming guitar and screaming*
Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?
Jade: No, he thinks we both suck
Connor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Wally: What up?
Dick: Who dis be?
Zatanna: No, he's imprisoned in Doctor Fate helmet, this is his daughter
Wally: Once a year, Zatanna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?
Zatanna: Clothes.
Wally: Treat yoself.
Zatanna: Fragrances.
Wally: Treat yoself.
Zatanna: Massages.
Wally: Treat yoself.
Zatanna: Mimosas.
Wally: Treat yoself.
Zatanna: Fine leather goods
Wally: Treat yoself!
Zatanna: It's the best day of the year.
Wally and Zatanna: It's the best day of the year!