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Zatanna: I don't have a sad playlist...I have a playlist that makes me sad

Kaldur: Y'know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight. I can't depend on anyone but myself.

Kaldur: I'm going to take care of myself. I'm going to bed

Roy: Go to bed?

Roy: What are you forty?

Kaldur: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!

M'gann: Uh-Kaldur should I be going to bed too?

Kaldur: I DON'T CARE!

M'gann: He said yes I think?

Artemis: I don't think he cares

Roy: I don't think he gives a shit what you do

kez my beloved

Wally: My type?

Wally: People who are mean and have zero interest in me obviously.

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE

Zatanna: Should I become a child psychologist? I mean I don't want kids to become as screwed up as me

Raquel: Maybe go to therapy and deal with your own problems first before you even try help others

Dick: You know what?! FUCK YOU! I'm going to go over there and cry, because you know what I am a whiny bitch who should get what I want.

M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself

Wally: Stress inducing

Artemis: Why are there so many different pasta they all taste the same

Wally: Who hurt you?

Dick: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a minor and could just drink all my problems away

Jade, talking about Wally: Artemis, your vagina needs glasses. He's not worth it.

M'gann: Why is Robin standing on the counter?

Wally: He likes to feel tall

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you

*Post Time skip*

Wally: I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Roy: Hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.

Dick: What?

Roy: I got to go find her

Dick: oh hey oh oh hold on, are you serious?!

Dick: wait so 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh! They should write that on box

Roy: evidently they do

Dick: What?! *pulls a strip of condoms to check*

Artemis, talking about Paula: She wouldn't want us to fight.

Jade: Well she wouldn't exactly be shocked.

Wally: Once a year, Zatanna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?

Zatanna: Clothes.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fragrances.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Massages.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Mimosas.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fine leather goods

Wally: Treat yoself!

Zatanna: It's the best day of the year.

Wally and Zatanna: It's the best day of the year!

When Artemis and Wally told the team they were dating

M'gann: Don't you dare hurt her

*The Team laughs*

Wally: I won't

Dick: don't laugh, she means it

Wally: I-i mean I won't

Kaldur: seriously Wally, don't hurt her

Wally: okay I'm not planning on hurting her

Rocket: you better not be

Wally:I'm not

Zatanna: Hey Wally, you best watch your self

Wally: why would any of you think I would hurt Artemis, you're all my friends too

Conner: Meh

Dick: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not technically illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move.

Wally: I love it

Wally: I would like to invite you all to mine and Artemis wedding

Wally: If you could come,I would be eternally grateful.

Artemis: So.. when are you going to invite me to our wedding

Artemis: Sex is not dating

Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating

Artemis:...

The Team:....

Artemis: What I want is to stop wanting a man

Zatanna: Step 1 start liking women

Zatanna: Step 2 turn to your right

Zatanna: *winks*

Artemis: I'm not a stone cold bitch, I'm a natural, beautiful presence.

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Zatanna: Do you know how many basic bitches would KILL to have the same personality as me?

Conner and M'gann: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Conner and M'gann: *look at each other smiling*

Wally and Artemis: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Wally: GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHICKEN

Artemis: YOUR CHICKEN? I TOUCHED IT FIRST!!!

M'gann: As your best friend

Artemis: Zatanna is my best friend

M'gann:

M'gann: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND....

Wally and Artemis: *Arguing*

Artemis: Fuck you

Wally: Later. Now listen here you piece of shit