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Zatanna Zatara: It's kinda cold.

Dick Grayson: Well here, take my jacket.

Zatanna Zatara: I love you.

Artemis Crock: I’m cold too.

Wally West: Well damn, Artemis, I can’t control the weather!

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits

Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?

Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that

Wally: I started dating someone, but I’m afraid of telling you who because I don’t think you’ll like who it is...

Roy: Just rip off the bandage!

Wally: It's Artemis-

Roy: Put the bandage back on!

Tim, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti mocha latte with, uhh, seven extra espresso shots.

Tim: Oh, and one of those caffeine sachets if you have them.

Kon: Jesus Christ just do cocaine.

Artemis: I really like bad boys

Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere

Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything

*Artemis sitting in Wally's lap*

Wally: Pay attention to me

Artemis: We were just making out two seconds ago

Wally: I don't see your point

Kaldur: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room

M'gann: We ran out of milk so I panicked and bought cow

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Wally West [whispering]: You look pretty.

Artemis Crock: What did you say?

Wally West: I said you look shitty, good night Artemis!

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus

Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Who wants to bet that everyone on the Young Justice team likes playing with Artemis’ hair? 

Wally would love it of course and probably runs his fingers through the silky strands whenever he can, especially when they’re in bed and he can’t sleep or when they’re sitting on the couch and Artemis has her head on his lap. M'gann, Raquel, and Zatanna obviously like using Artemis’ head to try out new hairstyles and intricate braids, because everyone knows that Artemis has the best hair out of everyone on the team. And Kaldur’s mother also has beautiful hair, so he probably used to help her brush it and style it a lot when he was younger, so Artemis probably lets him comb her hair every once in a while when he feels lonely or missed Atlantis. Conner doesn’t actively try braiding her hair, but maybe Artemis is busy doing something with her hands and Conner’s the only one available to braid it for her, so she asks him to do it and he discovers that braiding Artemis’ hair is actually really calming and helps him with his anger issues, so sometimes if he’s in a bad mood she will allow him to braid it to calm him down. With Robin, he’s kind of like a little brother to Artemis, so of course like any other brother he’s often forced to help her brush her hair if she needs to get ready quickly or if her hands are unavailable. That’s how he learns that he’s a natural at hair styling and loves brushing her hair, though he would never dare to say it aloud.     

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

M'gann: You do yoga?

Artemis: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

Artemis: Does anyone have something to eat?

Wally: I mean, I'm always a snack.

Artemis: I'm hungry Wally, not horny

Wally talking to Dick: Trust me. Relationships are nothing but pain and misery.

Artemis: *punches Wally*

Wally: what did I just say.

Connor talking to Wolf: Good boy! You make me so proud.

Wally: Thanks!

Connor: I couldn't not been more clearly talking to the wolf.

Wally: I'm going to go take another crack at Ivo

Artemis: You've been in there like 5 times. What are you going to do, annoy him into talking?

Wally: Ha ha

LATER

Wally:*sturming guitar and screaming*

Kaldur: I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.

Kaldur: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Wally: Do you mean woke?

Kaldur: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically correct