Wally Talking To Dick: Trust Me. Relationships Are Nothing But Pain And Misery.

Wally: I started dating someone, but I’m afraid of telling you who because I don’t think you’ll like who it is...

Roy: Just rip off the bandage!

Wally: It's Artemis-

Roy: Put the bandage back on!

Dick: Give me my test back

Connor: I just don't understand anything

Dick: That's not my problem

Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car

Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD

Roy: Hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.

Dick: What?

Roy: I got to go find her

Dick: oh hey oh oh hold on, are you serious?!

Dick: wait so 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh! They should write that on box

Roy: evidently they do

Dick: What?! *pulls a strip of condoms to check*

*Robin pops out if no where*

Connor: where did he even come from?!

Wally: STOP BEING ONE WITH THE SHADOWS DANG IT!

Wally: You removed my what?!

Jade: I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night

Jade: No No NO No No No

Jade: Why are you shaking and crying? And getting your tears all over my hardwood floors

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

Zatanna Zatara: It's kinda cold.

Dick Grayson: Well here, take my jacket.

Zatanna Zatara: I love you.

Artemis Crock: I’m cold too.

Wally West: Well damn, Artemis, I can’t control the weather!

Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car

Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it

Wally West [whispering]: You look pretty.

Artemis Crock: What did you say?

Wally West: I said you look shitty, good night Artemis!