Wally: I started dating someone, but I’m afraid of telling you who because I don’t think you’ll like who it is...
Roy: Just rip off the bandage!
Wally: It's Artemis-
Roy: Put the bandage back on!
Zatanna: Should I become a child psychologist? I mean I don't want kids to become as screwed up as me
Raquel: Maybe go to therapy and deal with your own problems first before you even try help others
Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart
Wally: it shows
Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car
Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it
Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore
Aqualad: What?
Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.
Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?
Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!
Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!
Artemis: Does anyone have something to eat?
Wally: I mean, I'm always a snack.
Artemis: I'm hungry Wally, not horny
If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-
M'gann: You do yoga?
Artemis: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.
Conner: Well, what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?!
Wally West [whispering]: You look pretty.
Artemis Crock: What did you say?
Wally West: I said you look shitty, good night Artemis!