Grant's Videos Are Just Him Yelling At People About Their Poor Financial Decisions Lol

Imagine dying but you still have to pay taxes

Fun fact of the day:

The Star Spangled Banner became the official USA anthem in 1931 and before then it was considered a patriotic song

Ok so hear me out-

Instead of meowing cursed Alastor cat just says "Jambalaya!"

I'm so obsessed with cartoon Alice Angel istg-

Ok I already said this with Miku but it's the same for Alice

Being obsessed with her isn't enough I need to become her

I wanna be in an old timey black and white rubberhose animation kids show and get into a bunch of silly stupid slapstick comedy hijinks

I CAN DREAM-

I CAN BE BOTH MAYBE IDK-

Imagine if people today used early 1900's slang

Like just imagine

"we're totally gonna drink that giggle water tonight Britney!"

"Yeah bitch, but if we wanna get to them cute boys we gotta get a wiggle on"

"alright let's go! Hopefully Jessica didn't show up she's such a Abercrombie"

"and a dead hoofer too"

(I looked these up please don't crucify me if some of them are incorrect or mean something else)

Imagine if all of us collectively together tried to fight God. I feel like it'd go something like this:

God: uh... Abel what are the humans building? H-how and why are they getting so close to Heaven? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE A SHITTY VERSION OF THE SIMS!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMING TO HURT ME!?!

My friend drew a fox and showed me it this morning and I thought it was way too cute not to share!

I cringed so hard when I saw what Sammy looks like in the graphic novel.

PUT THE FUCKING MASK ON-

I like to think that when Sammys from different AUs interact they all just lose braincells and become chaotic idiots lmao

I just realized Alastor died in 1933 and chocolate chip cookies were invented in 1938.

Man has NEVER had a chocolate chip cookie.

I-