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Michael; Is it cause you have some weird crush on Luke

Michael; yeah but you pick Calum for everything

Ashton; Maybe you’re in love with Calum

Luke; Maybe I am

So I need to lay out more evidence on why cake is real?!?

(ive been thinking of @fahchaus ’s Midas!Gavin all day so spare me a few moments to ramble about her fucking amazing contrast to the myth)

Midas’ gift was given from the god of madness, the god of wine, the god of the blinding rage in battle. A gift reluctantly given, handed down from a promise, from a helping hand. From Dionysus. Gavin’s Dionysus might not be from Olympus but he’s still the controller of madness, the leader of followers who will tear people apart at his word. I’m talking about Geoff of course, the Fakes own master of alcohol and destruction.

Geoff had inadvertently given Gavin his gift; a crew to work for, a crew to destroy for, a crew that led to his lovers, and of course lots and lots of riches to fuel this child whose eyes trailed everything shiny. Geoff who half raises Gavin, guiding him into the lifestyle, handing Gavin a gun and a target to shoot at and giving him a proud smile as he rips the target to shreds. Its because of Geoff that Gavin learned how to perfect his aim for destruction, learned how to bring gold to his fingertips.

Its ultimately because of Geoff when Gavin becomes Midas. Ultimately his fault for introducing Gavin to Michael then Lindsay and leading to him meeting Meg. Ultimately Geoff’s fault for their deaths, not directly of course but if Gavin never met Geoff this never would’ve happened. Its Geoff who grows fearful when he sees whats become of the gift that he had not even realized he had given Gavin. That powerful destruction, the gold, the empire that was now his to rule, to play with, to paint a cold lifeless gold.

But this Dionysus can’t take back the gift. Only pray to be spared from the sparkling, golden horror left behind.

this is so great. fuck toxic masculinity. we need something like this stateside (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually

You’re just an angel

HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

Here are some articles confirming these plans that go against trump’s future presidency

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I know lots of people love Ryan Haywood for the looks, the smart humor, the voice (oh man that voice)….but there’s one thing I will always remember about Ryan:

That scream he did on that Survivors Let’s Play

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what if the achievement hunter team voiced the gps?

michael: "YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU JUST MISSED THE TURN!!!!!"

michael: "fucking cock now you have to get to the next u-turn which is like a bajillion miles away!!!!"

michael: "well done, idiot"

/

ryan: "there's a hole 12 yards ahead, you should drive into it"

ryan: "you are now edgar"

ryan: "always. edgar."

/

lindsay: "DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM BITCHES THAT AIN'T SHIT. TURN RIGHT."

/

jack: "in 25 yards, look to your left, that would be a nice place to build a house"

/

geoff: "i'm too drunk for this right now, go use google maps or something"

/

gavin: "WOT IF your car wasn't a car?"

gavin: "front flip for style!"

gavin: "WOT IS THE DESTINATION"

/

caleb: "you're a great driver in all directions! go drive any direction you want"

/

ray: "turn left, or right. or something i don't fucking know."

ray: "merge into oncoming traffic. i mean, yolo right?"

It’s the moment of truth and the moment to lie, the moment to live and the moment to die. The moment to fight! (x)