Baek : Chaniee ~~ Chan : what little puppy ? Baek : its too long -3-
Michael: “Luke was naked in a classroom.” Luke: “That never happened.” Calum: “It happened.” Ashton: “It happened, we have photo evidence.”
HE’S SO EMBARRASSED
Long Books:
I usually don’t read long books but here are my faves:
Owned : This one is a BDSM kind of story but it involves more fluff than smut, it is well written and also very entertaining to read and I, myself have read it twice.
Paper Planes : SO POWERFUL AND JUST READ IT, IT’S ALSO INSPIRED BY A DISNEY MOVIE JUST READ THIS.
the killer order : Intense, just wow. Very triggering and sexual but I love it, read this if you are not sensitive.
President’s Son : Plot twist, not sure if you are ready for this.
SKYPE : I love stories like this, mainly texting and stuff. One of my faves.
Bus Stop : One sentence story, LOVE, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU NEED TO READ THIS.
We Are Gold, You Are Fire: A BOOK ABOUT CASHTON’S ADVENTURES THIS IS MY SHIT, ALSO SMUT, GOOD SMUT. JUST READ IT DAMN.
One Shots:
Ghostbusters : This is probably my favorite thing in the world, this is the best thing in the world. I’m so shook about this, I wanna thank the person who wrote this.
Sodales : I honestly love soulmate stuff and I love this ass well, THIS INVOLVES MUKE SO
i wanna sleep next to you (all i wanna do) : Based on Troye Sivan’s Blue Neighbourhood, fuck yes. MIGHT BE TRIGGERING BUT STILL CUTE.
photo : Smut, interesting, very indeed.
i could be your one desire : Bottom!Ashton but it’s good to try new things so why not.
the way I’ve been lovin’ you : This is so good, cute, funny and sexual at the same time, I love this.
SHINee’s Taemin Tries Really, Really Hard To Hype Up Onew’s Cooking Skills - e.kang, soompi
SHINee’s Taemin is nothing but truthful.
During his appearance on the March 13 episode of Olive TV’s “Cook & Order” (tentative title), SHINee’s Onew prepared a special video featuring his fellow member Taemin.
Taken while they were on tour in Japan, the video showed the youngest member trying his hardest to say good things about Onew’s cooking abilities, even if Onew kept shooting himself in the foot.
Taemin started off by mentioning that Onew had once made paella, a Spanish rice dish, for him, when Onew suddenly disses himself and said, “You tasted raw rice that time, didn’t you?”
Taken aback by the sudden self-attack, Taemin truthfully, and hilariously, replied, “I really can’t forget it. It had its own charm, and I’ve eaten a lot of delicious food, but the food Onew made for me was very new and unique.”
It didn’t end there, as Onew claimed that his knife skills were exceptional because he’s “never hurt his hands.” Of course, he immediately followed up with, “Because I haven’t used knifes very often.”
Honest Taemin tried to turn the situation around once more and compliment Onew’s cooking skills.
“Seasoning, the taste, things like these…,” Taemin started off, before he amusingly confessed, “It’s really hard, trying to say positive things. It feels like I’m trying to squeeze [water] out of a dry rag.”
While Onew’s cooking abilities were later put to the test, at least he can always count on Taemin to say good things!
watch here!
Poems from a poem book I'll never finish.
How do you find the audacity to cry?!
How did you ever not love this innocent boy who gave all of his love and trust to you?!
How do you leave this pure innocent soul in this cold lightless world?!
How do you feel guilt when you never felt love?!
When you left him to be with others behind his back?!
When you could have been home together in your bed?!
Treasuring the boy who loves you. The boy who cleans up after your mess. The boy who makes sure that you are fed.
That you're happy.
Even if he is not.
How-how did you ever fall out of love with him?
When all he talked about was you?
When the only thing that mattered anymore was you?
Painted masterpieces in an ode to you. Intricate love letters, intertwined in the flowers that he had drawn to you.
When I had to watch a treasured, precious friend, crumble to his own demise and didn't have any power to stop it?
Couldn't stop him from looking at your photos at night.
Stop him from falling asleep on the sofa after trying to wait for you.
Again.
Even though he knew that you would not be coming home tonight.
Again.
And watch you only be there for the end of it?
The Grand finale. Ladies and gentlemen.
Prepare yourselves to be amazed.
You are about to watch the best disappearing act of the century. Are you ready? Look. Look closer. It's happening right before your eyes.
How do you have the audacity to cry at his funeral?
When just a couple days ago you did not even know that he would have one?
- E.H.R.
SLFL: Dublin - The Man Who Can’t Be Moved by the Script - 4/26 [x]
HELLO. My name’s Erika, I made this out of boredness.
and to your right you’ll see the the rooster teeth fandom, collectively screaming over a man dancing in a gimp suit, a man in a murderer costume, and a human pyramid topped by a british twink.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN SO FAR
LOOK AT THEM
Luhan I want “deer” as my last name marry me