Bunny Girl Who's Convinced She's The Dom Because You Gave Her Headpats

the solution to a dry married sex life is to invite a younger tgirl into the bedroom to creampie you over and over till you both pass out. just remember to wake up and clean up in time before yr husband gets home

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

they need to give me a sword, one so holy it's very presence burns those filled with evil. and then i need to corrupt it, turn it inert, into a simple heavy blade bereft of it's once holy power. i will bathe it in the blood of the innocent and kind, until the once glorious songs of battle sung by the blade are replaced with cries of sorrow. and thn ill hauve sex wth it

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

If you're a trans girl who likes trans girls, please reblog this <3

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

cat cafe but instead of cats they have autistic trans catgirls to cuddle with

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