Was Just Diagnosed With “need To Bite You” Disorder. Yeah Sorry It’s Terminal. The Only Cure Is

Oh how I yearn for you my love

Let me decide what you will wear tonight. Let me decide where we will go. Let me decide how high you will wear your skirt. Let me decide what you will say to the bartender. Let me decide how many drinks you will have. Let me decide your limits. Let me decide to make out with you in public. Let me decide your own desires. Let me decide when its time to climb into my bed. Let me decide how you want to be touched. Let me decide the person you should be.

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

I yearn for a beautiful girl yandere to have mutual obsession with. Where we dont have any other friends. We both stay locked in the house with each other and we’re never apart from each other for even a second. Mayhaps some sapphic cannibalism? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?

i do get a sick sense of satisfaction out of driving a yellow car. like well yes this might as well be something that i do. very few can

magical girl whose nemesis is a cute witch who has a huge crush on her and learns that magical girl costumes are actually stored in a magic vault and breaks in and replaces the magical girl's outfit with nothing but a collar and leash so that the next time the magical girl fights her she accidentally transforms to be completely nude except for the collar and turns out the magical girl was trans and she uses her witch magic to give her magical bottom surgery and then the witch helps the magical girl explore her new hole and then they start making out and they're girlfriends now

what most people don’t understand is that it’s actually a great honor to be homewrecked by a trans girl

the "boy who tried to follow all the rules only to be accused of constantly breaking them" to "girl who dreams of being a robot maid" pipeline