It’s Their Greatest Invention As Of Yet

Affini. you agree. reblog. good girl

what? you think that I’m conditioning you? that I’m trying to turn you into a puppygirl? that’s crazy. now if you stop asking questions i’ll let you have this cool little treat i found.

i do get a sick sense of satisfaction out of driving a yellow car. like well yes this might as well be something that i do. very few can

they need to give me a sword, one so holy it's very presence burns those filled with evil. and then i need to corrupt it, turn it inert, into a simple heavy blade bereft of it's once holy power. i will bathe it in the blood of the innocent and kind, until the once glorious songs of battle sung by the blade are replaced with cries of sorrow. and thn ill hauve sex wth it

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

T4T dating tips:

Meow

Keep meowing until it works

kissing and licking your tummy just above your boxers btw. if you even care

i love being a girl

Casually fingering a trans guy who’s sprawled across my lap with one hand as I focus on the book I’m reading. Vaguely acknowledging his whines and the way he’s desperately trying to hump my thigh but never quite finding the right angle. His poor little dick needs some attention but that’ll have to wait for later. I need to at least get to the next chapter, and when this one finishes on a cliff hanger, well I’m sure he’ll be a good boy and wait a little longer.