Prev’s Junk Is Cold. Reblog To Put It In Your Mouth

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

The divine right of kings but it's a curse

i'm so sick and you should totally spend all of your time taking care of me

Aww honey, why are you crying? I thought you'd be happy to know that I want to be with you so badly.

Your confession was so touching and cute I think we'd make a perfect couple. But sadly there's a problem. I'm not attracted to men. I was really disappointed by that because apart from that you're just perfect. Luckily I figured out a solution how we can resolve this. I'm going to turn you into a girl.

What's with that look on your face? You don't really look too upset by this. No, I thought you're even happy. Have you been waiting for this? A crazy girl kidnapping you and turning you into her girlfriend?

Oh honey, I'm so glad you think so. I promise to turn you into my cute and adorable princess. You'll be mine and mine alone forever because I made you perfect. 💜

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

transfem mesopotamian temple priestess telling her copriestess that kissing and jacking each other off is a very important part of the ritual for their goddess.

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

Dream body

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