I’m Afraid That When I Say “my Butch,” People, Especially Straight People, Are Hearing “my Daddy.”

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

Gotta do it well I have the nerves!

I love when you ask things of me. Do it again. Tell me what you want me to do. Demand more from me. Let me give you my all. No amount of time, effort, or energy will ever be a waste if it is you. What can I do to make you the happiest in the world, my sweet divine?

I yearn for a beautiful girl yandere to have mutual obsession with. Where we dont have any other friends. We both stay locked in the house with each other and we’re never apart from each other for even a second. Mayhaps some sapphic cannibalism? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?

Magic: the Gathering - Eldrazi Playmat

Sweet-arse playmat from Stephen Raffael (Inked Gaming Link / Tumblr Link) in a very lovely stained glass style.  Standard Playmat, polyester with anti-slip rubber backing, approximately 24" x 14".

THEY CAME AS THREE

The Eldrazi are an ancient race native to the Blind Eternities that have neither physical form nor color alignment. Their nature is ceaseless hunger, so they travel between planes devouring the mana and life energy until the plane’s destruction. Three Eldrazi titans were bound on Zendikar in aeons past: Emrakul, Ulamog, and Kozilek.

waow. their trans gener

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

#this is just me at work for the most part

Just for a day, pup would like to just be a pet. To be woken up by my owner, to eat from a bowl, to not have to speak or to think. Just a pet doing what its told. Just a thing to be owned and used and enjoyed. A thing to be taken care of.

god damn it I just read Human Domestication Guide and now I have to play stellaris, the hot plant women have got to me