How Did My Mutuals Randomly Stumble Into Finding Out I Have A Thing For Audios?? It’s Kind Of Impressive

well at least I'm a transgender girl

Listen to me. Hairy dykes are vital to the community. Essential. And I mean hairy dykes. Happy trails, fuzzy stomachs, chest hair on breasts or flat chests or otherwise, hairy pits, full bushes, hairy arms and legs. Hairy asses. Facial hair. I’m talking all of it. If you’re a hairy dyke you’re a cornerstone of this community I love you you’re so sexy

Reblog if you want to gag on girl cock.

I love when you ask things of me. Do it again. Tell me what you want me to do. Demand more from me. Let me give you my all. No amount of time, effort, or energy will ever be a waste if it is you. What can I do to make you the happiest in the world, my sweet divine?

Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes

I used to enjoy Pokemon games a lot, but lately some of the newer entries have been kinda controversial due a variety of issues.

But instead of focusing on that, i'm here to bring you back to the past to the Nintendo DS era of Pokemon, where many (myself included) would say that the quality and care of the series was at it's peak!

Games included in this collection:

EVERYONE IS HERE!! Every single Pokemon game released for the Nintendo DS is featured in this pack. Two emulators are included in the set, just download and play

Download here!! (1.25 GB): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jGy0GHSDwSLIuGnUrdmsD3WY_AJiq5ws/view?usp=sharing

Mirror download: https://www.mediafire.com/file/8qw75h4ij9asbte/Pogeymon_DS_Collection.rar/file

Hooray for 65k notes!!!

Magic: the Gathering - Eldrazi Playmat

Sweet-arse playmat from Stephen Raffael (Inked Gaming Link / Tumblr Link) in a very lovely stained glass style.  Standard Playmat, polyester with anti-slip rubber backing, approximately 24" x 14".

THEY CAME AS THREE

The Eldrazi are an ancient race native to the Blind Eternities that have neither physical form nor color alignment. Their nature is ceaseless hunger, so they travel between planes devouring the mana and life energy until the plane’s destruction. Three Eldrazi titans were bound on Zendikar in aeons past: Emrakul, Ulamog, and Kozilek.

stop asking how you’re supposed to impregnate a transfem when they don’t have a pussy. you have to utilize the spiritual pussy, the pussy of the mind. you must delve into the aether in search of the primordial pussy that lives within us all.

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation