Latest Posts by intentionallyuninvited - Page 2
tall people if you’re truly an ally to those under 5”5 please start redistributing your height amongst us. you’re hoarding all those feet and inches and quite frankly it’s selfish. i don’t know what the top shelf looks like
Reblog if it is 182948291093733% ok to randomly message you and become friends
I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome
Mobile tumble user moodboard
it’s coming
25 years of ads peeled away
woah this is really good
tried watercolor, think it looks neat :)
okay but serious question if mike wazowski were to draw on an eyebrow which way would be the beginning of the eyebrow and which way would be the end of the eyebrow
Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section
They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.
don’t believe me? look:
these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own
See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??
Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-
what? what’s this?
Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.
Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.
Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.
was literally about to reblog this and as soon as i check the time it’s 12 am and now it’s 68 days
dammit
nice
repost: nerdy joke
bastard of math
bastard’s degree
bioshock infinite is about to become reality
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
Y'all. This is a fucking global emergency.
Some quick facts:
The Amazon rainforest is responsible for 20% of the world's oxygen.
It's home to numerous species of wildlife.
It is referred to as the lungs of the Earth.
And it's been burning for weeks, and no one is talking about it.
What is happening right now is an emergency that should be concerning all of us. The air we breath is at stake. This isn't exaggerating. Our lungs are destroyed as we speak and we are only just finding out.
This is our future. Are you upset about Spiderman? Same. Were you sad over Notre Dame? Same. But this is so much more important.
SPEAK UP. GET THIS KNOWN. Even if you can't do anything else, at least raise awareness to put some pressure out there on those who can do something. OUR HOME IS AT STAKE. The skies in Sao Paolo turned black. We are losing our most valued rainforest. WE CANNOT JUST SIT BACK.
what the FUCK?!??????
what the fuck is sheep yogurt?????
what part of the sheep goes in the yogurt?????
not to start discourse but i think jellybeans are overrated
i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:
adjective + curse word + noun
no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here
if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
okay tumblr i have a game
take this image and keep adding onto it
when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u
I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone
Theyre gone
do you agree
reblog if you agree
anybody else here not good at anything
I want to _____ you.
reblog and see what your followers say
Interesting..
