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*a soft bird lands on your shoulder*

please take a moment right now and eat !!! ❤❤❤

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

literally

what the fuck

this is making my phone glitch

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

send me the chubbiest kitten

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

Well... 🤷🏻‍♀️

that’s an actual thing?????

what the fuck is sheep yogurt?????

what part of the sheep goes in the yogurt?????

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

Moss. is good, for steppin; pat pat pat

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

Tulsi Gabbard as Wonder Woman. Commission.

Hopefully she looks like herself, portrait likeness is tricky.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

i’m krd? how do you pronounce that?

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

@not-my-brain not much

You can only reblog this post if you tag @not-my-brain

I’ll start:

@not-my-brain hey

You can only reblog this post if you tag @not-my-brain

I’ll start:

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

honestly…. us girls? us women ?? we always out here . knowin

@dave-thefrog

Reblog this with the 7th pic in your gallery + tag 2 people

@theythoughtthelionswerebad @sadcat5555

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

i knew i didn’t have skin

if it ends with "kin" its probably really stupid and made up thnks

Pumpkins aren’t real I fucking knew it

friends reboot but its just joey and he’s your friend

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

i couldn’t imagine sharing these

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting