ESFP: "LET'S HANG OUT AT A BEACH! I'm Sure You'll Like The Ocean Through Your Feet!"

Please Believe me...

INFP: hey, ENFP. you love INTJ, don't you?

ENFP: What?! No! I LOVE EVERYONE!!

ENFP: *Please believe me, please believe me, please believe me...*

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INFP: hey, INTJ, you love ENFP, don't you?

INTJ: What?! No! I HATE EVERYONE!!

INTJ: *Please believe me, please believe me, please believe me...*

Not sure if these two are INTJ and ENFP. But they're pretty close

These are under appreciated

Penguin Salesman?

Does that mean I'm a Penguin that happens to be a Salesman? Or a Salesman selling Penguins? Or am I selling TO the penguins something?

This is complicated.

Guess I'll just settle for the less complicated option of being an Evil Genius.

What’s your next career?

Confession...

INTJ: ENFP, I have something to say to you.

ENFP: *Blushing and wide eyed* Yes, INTJ?!

INTJ: you might think that it's funny but I am being totally serious right now, alright?

ENFP: What?! no! I'd never laugh at you! Just say it. From the bottom of your heart! It's gonna be fine!

INTJ: Alright.... Here it goes....

ENFP: *Patiently and nervously waiting for INTJ*

INTJ: ... I'm ...... Not as smart as you think I am!

ENFP: O.O

INTJ: phew. Wow. That felt great! Admitting that I am not smart as the internet tells me I am, is like a load off my shoulders.

INTJ: Thanks ENFP! Now, unto the next level. Telling INFP that she's *gulp* smarter than me...

INTJ: Wish me luck!

ENFP: O.O *whispers* INTJ no Baka.

The bible is incredibly edited. If it fits together, which is heavily does not, it's because someone arranged it to be that way. Books that didn't match up were discarded. It's nothing more than a collection of short stories, cultivated in a vain attempt to convince generations of people to pass judgement on others. There's not a shred of evidence a word of it is anything more than personal delusion. Believing is just buying into that delusion.

Actually, the Bible is the most authenticated ancient text known to man. What does that mean? A lot of things actually…

The Bible has the smallest time gap between the time it was first written and the earliest manuscripts we have. That is VERY important when we are dealing with ancient documents because it greatly increases probability of reliability. We are going to take a few moments to compare the New Testament to other ancient historical accounts that are considered trustworthy and reliable. I usually just link to this whole video but I felt like throwing in pictures this time because I’m Extra like that

By historical comparison, the earliest manuscripts we have of the New Testament were written in a shockingly short time span from when the original document was penned - a mere 50 years. But there is so much more…

Every single manuscript out of the 24,633 we have of the New Testament alone matches up virtually perfectly, which means they were copied, not edited. They were not perpetuated like a game of telephone, they are true to their original content. How does that compare to the works of other ancient text? Look how many we have of Caesar, Plato, and Tacitus in comparison to the New Testament:

The next closest in regards to the number of manuscripts we have would be Homer’s Iliad with a total of 643 manuscripts

That still leaves the Bible leading by 23,990 manuscripts.

The foundational points of Caesar’s life, the preservation of the Iliad, and the reliability of Tacitus’ writings are considered rock solid. We believe those events happened, we believe the stories told are ones the authors wrote. So why do we doubt the Bible which is FAR more trustworthy than anything else we have? 643 x 38.31 to be exact.

So internally it’s accurate, but what about externally? How do we know it is not simply the writers perpetuating a lie? Glad you asked! Next slide…

Apart from the Bible, we have 9 non-Christian outside sources and 33 Christian outside sources. That brings us to a total of 42 outside sources affirming the events and authenticity of the Bible. Compare that to the second place who would be Caesar of which we only have ten outside sources documenting his life.

We don’t doubt the events of Caesar’s life, we don’t say that there is no evidence to prove the words about him are true, we don’t claim that these other books are so heavily edited that we can no longer believe anything they say is accurate. So why do we doubt the Bible is true?

The Bible blows everything else away. It passes every test of authenticity by a massive amount. If we disregard the validity of the Bible, we have to discard everything we claim to know about ancient history because the Bible is the absolute highest standard for historical accuracy. That’s a fact. (You can watch the whole video including why the four eye-witness gospel accounts are important here)

Sure. Why not

If you’re an MBTI blog willing to take asks reblog this.

Edges for life! I'm an edgelord!

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

Surrender immediately or maybe kill myself before the game even starts in a freak accident during training.

reblog with your mbti and strategy if you were in the hunger games

INTJ / stepping off the podium during the countdown

Dear naturally beautiful women...

Dear naturally beautiful women, don’t wear makeup. You fucking look ridiculously terrible. You don’t need makeup, you beautiful fool.

cue csi theme song’s YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH