Shuri: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Villain: *laughing* You’re just a group of teenagers! I’ve already incapacitated the likes of iron man, Black Panther, and Doctor Strange!

Villain: THE AVENGERS COULDN’T STOP ME! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! Not when I have THIS! *charges up weapon*

Harley: HOLD IT! You have to wait your turn. We get the first move.

Villain: Wait...... my..... turn?

Harley: yes! I haven’t even selected who to use yet! Spider-Man I choose you!

Spider-Man: *pops out* SPIDEY SPIDEY!

Harley: USE TAUNT!

Spider-Man: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries!

Villain: what the f*ck is going on?

Doctor Strange: teenagers are very spiteful

T’Challa: all we did was punish them by taking away there video games

Tony: Turns out to be more of punishment for us instead.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

Peter Parker + Percy Jackson + Simon Lewis, all cannon dorks, who live in New York. Someone write a fanfiction please.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

Who do we think is the bigger mom friends, Alec or Jem??? Cause there both pretty up there.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

1 year ago

Anyone else remember when Simon and George were gonna raise baby out if there sock drawer? Cause it was so pure I love them so much!

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intrenalcrisisnerd

4 years ago

The TMI Gang in the first half if TMI:

Idk guys maybe we should wait for the adults

The TMI Gang in the second half of TMI:

The adults are useless, guess we have to do this ourselves.

The TMI Gang in TDA:

Wait...WE ARE THE ADULTS!!

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

One of my favorite parts of COB-COG, and in the beginning og CoFA, is that according to Jace, him and Simon are really good friends, he genuinely believes that him and Simon bicker like siblings ( and they do in the later books) but at the same time Simon thinks Jace genuinely hates him, and wants him gone. Like no he love you....it so sad yet so innocent and I love it, cause they both deserve good things and it right there, but Simon doesn't think he's loved and it shows.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

DEMON SLAYER EP:13: Tanjiro is giving me seriuos tired dad vibes

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intrenalcrisisnerd

1 year ago

I feel like its an underrated fact the Neil flat out told Kevin and Wymack that recruiting him was a mistake and tried his best yo get them to leave him alone in Milport.....they have nothing to blame but themselves for the chaos that followed, my guy said point blank it was a bad idea.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

2 years ago

Simon is the only one who will remember the possum incident

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intrenalcrisisnerd

4 years ago

Looking for s SPN where Lucifer won is season 5 and kinda brainwashed Sam and Dean to be his 'generals'... I think Dean ended up using angel grace or blood to be immortal and match with demon blood Sam... there was almost of Crowley angst.....it was on ao3 is anyone knows this one plus let me know.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

Gen Z

We're sad and we're gay.

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