It's Like One Big Fucked Up, Capitalistic Puzzle

Ask and ye shall receive

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37978768/chapters/94855084

Empires SMP au where Scott is vampire!Scott from alsmp and he and Xornoth are evil siblings that commit crimes together

So this is what I've gathered till now

Remember to send some local jerks in there to keep them all well fed and take them on night walks for extra spice in their life :)

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

had a silly thought

Scott? Buddy? You keep saying Flower Husbands isn’t canon on Empires and then you pull shit like “(Joey) can mess with me all he likes, but when he threatens Jimmy it becomes personal.”

My good sir.

There is a line between writing your own fanfiction as lore, and Scott Smajor is using that line as a jumprope.

All I want is to be a little fantasy creature who can turn into mist, take any form I want, and lead travelers to their deaths,,,,, But nooo I'm stuck in this dumb human shell

HES BACK

Good News! it's in the shopping district. Thank gods the entity can walk and not teleport... that's much less concerning... definitely...

So umm where the fuck did the entity go?? Grian, sir pls where has it gone?!?!!?!?!?!?!

False is building a castle in an ice spikes biome and I haven't seen a single ice queen headcanon :/

part 3 of my bullshit :)