So I Was In French Class And Instead Of Paying Attention, I Was Reading Read Riordan. Obviously Since

Kris introducing Ralsei to Noelle and Berdly for the first time.

Kris: “this is one of my local therapy monsters Ralsei. He is better than all of us and knows it. He’s really nice about it”

Ralsei: “oh hi Kris! I made you this cupcake! Sorry I didn’t make any for your friends I didn’t know you had more lightners coming down here! Hiii im Ralsei!”

Kris: “you keep my world spinning fluff ball”

((Protect Ralsei at all costs))

Susie: *accidentally hits Kris in the face during battle*

Susie: *trying to decide between "I'm so FUCKING sorry!" And "Are you okay?"*

Susie: "Are you FUCKING sorry?!"

Kris, with a bloody nose: ...

Berdly-. Remember when you dared me to kiss Kris?

Susie-. No

Susie-. I told you "DON'T kiss them" and you said "You can't tell me what to do Susan!" and kissed them

Kris-. C:

Player-. I hate both of you

Kris: chara's mean to you.

Frisk, shrugging: It's how they are. I'm used to it.

Kris: just because you’re used to it, doesn’t mean it’s okay.

Frisk: They're trying to be better. They're just... angry. All the time. But they're trying.

Player: Frisk, what's your gender?

Frisk: What's a gender?

Player: Are you a boy or a girl?

Frisk: Mom, am I a boy or a girl?

Toriel: Not necessarily.

Player: Chara, what's your gender?

Chara: No.

Player: What do you m-

Chara: No.

Player: Kris, what's your gender?

Kris: [flips you off without breaking stride]

Bakugo's death vs the reason he died :

Kidnapper: We have your classmate.

Ritsu: …

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.

Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*

Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.