Kris introducing Ralsei to Noelle and Berdly for the first time.
Kris: “this is one of my local therapy monsters Ralsei. He is better than all of us and knows it. He’s really nice about it”
Ralsei: “oh hi Kris! I made you this cupcake! Sorry I didn’t make any for your friends I didn’t know you had more lightners coming down here! Hiii im Ralsei!”
Kris: “you keep my world spinning fluff ball”
((Protect Ralsei at all costs))
Ok so might be my only post that’s not a repost or something but I don’t know and i need to talk about this
Also might contain spoilers to the new dr who episode
In both episodes dot and bubble and rogue their was no snow
None at all, I get dot and bubble because Ruby wasn’t really there until the exact end but why in rogue? I personally don’t have theories and also don’t know if I just missed it or not
Eda: Kids!
Luz: We're sleeping!
Eda: KIDS!
King: We're dead!
Ralsei: "...uhmm Susie?. Does Kris hate me?....They always look so angry"
Susie: "oh no they just look like that. They look super creepy but their brain is just a Psyduck plushie isn't that right Kris!"
Kris peaks back over their shoulder eating handfuls of Kinetic sand.
Toriel: "This is my child! they/them if you will. Mostly non-verbal and immensely creepy!. Aren't they Halloweeny? I think they would be a perfect fit! I see them practicing in their room all the time!"
A Halloween horror house attraction worker hums and walks a couple of circles around Kris.
??????: "hmmmm.....yes. Werewolf!"
Kris poses like they're a werewolf mid transformation.
??????: "Zombie!"
Kris quickly switches to a staggering zombie pose.
??????: "Possession victim"
Kris inhumanly bends backwards making a screeching sound.
??????: "PERFECT!!! your child is very creepy! they have the job!"
Kidnapper: We have your classmate.
Ritsu: …
Kidnapper: I said we have your–
Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?
Kidnapper: Wh–
Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.
Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*
Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.
Susie: *accidentally hits Kris in the face during battle*
Susie: *trying to decide between "I'm so FUCKING sorry!" And "Are you okay?"*
Susie: "Are you FUCKING sorry?!"
Kris, with a bloody nose: ...
more nagisa harem content bcs why not
vol. 1
Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.
Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"
Midoriya: What’s wrong with you?!
Shigaraki: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.