What's Hilarious About Your Hc Of Swatch Calling Berdly "Burgundy" Is That It's Absolutely Not His Color

Kidnapper: We have your classmate.

Ritsu: …

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.

Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*

Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.

Is it a critical hit if your trans?

Kris making a god awful choking sound as they try to swallow something.

Noelle: “oh my god! Oh my- Susie!! Susie their choking!”

Susie quickly rushes over and smacks Kris on the back causing it to dislodge and fly out of Kris’s mouth. A handful of pebbles skitter across the ground.

Noelle: “.....are those.....are those rocks?....”

Kris lifting their head so one of their classic bone chilling speaking out through the hair looks is going on like some horror movie. They look right into Noelle’s eyes.

Kris: “dinosaurs swallowed rocks to aid in digestion”

Noelle: “but your not a dinosaur...”

Kris starts running at Noelle. She screams and scrambles away.

Jevil: *is walking out the door holding a shit ton of bullets and devilsknifes in his arms* alright I going out, I may be home late so don't wait up, wait up

Seam: *stops him at the door* where are you going?

Jevil: on a man hunt

Seam: oh my god, for who?

Jevil: some guy named Mike, Mike

Seam: wait who? Do you even know him?

Jevil: I accidentally don't spamton told me about him, him. All I know is when I find him he's gonna die in all the worse way.

Kris: chara's mean to you.

Frisk, shrugging: It's how they are. I'm used to it.

Kris: just because you’re used to it, doesn’t mean it’s okay.

Frisk: They're trying to be better. They're just... angry. All the time. But they're trying.

Everyone!

If you plan to use the pansexual flag for yourself or for your OCs I recommend using the NEW pansexual flag! Some of you may not know or understand but the old one was made with transphobic meanings and does not support the full correct meaning of being pansexual.

As a pansexual myself I refuse to use a flag that has phobic meanings or created by such a offensive person, especially when I have friends that are lesbians. So please, I beg of you, use the new pansexual.

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I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure green haired protestors got out safe. A Palestinian girl with an ex-southern baptist fiance, who definitely isn't a practicing Muslim, whose parents were raising hell for her. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

That’s adorable 🥺❤️

Susie crying and breaking down on the floor of Noelle’s room. Noelle lays Kris down ontop of Susie. Kris is half asleep and just limply lays there.

Susie: “what are you putting on me?”

Noelle: “a half asleep emotional support creep. And now an emotional support reindeer”

She lays down on top of Kris making a cuddle pile.