Latest Posts by invizzie - Page 2
Kris: "uh oh....oh no....."
Susie: "what? what's wrong?"
Kris: "I just lost hearing in my left ear...my soul is taking over"
Susie: "what!? now!? what do I do!?"......Kris?.....Kris?"
Kris: "hello! Chalk is not a snack to be eaten"
Susie: "NOOOOOO!!!!!! KRIS COME BACK TO ME!!!!! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE. Bring my Kris back you monster!"
Kris: "hahah I got you, chalk is great"
Susie: "oh thank god"
Jevil: take me to a museum and make out with me!
Spamton: but they say not to touch the [masterpieces]
Jevil: well someone's gotta pin the art on the wall~
Tasque manager: this is tasque manager, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again!
Swatch: I have no idea why people think we're a couple
Tasque Manager: Me either. It's pretty obvious you like men and I like women.
Swatch: Exactly...
Swatch: [laying with their head in her lap]
Tasque Manager: [petting their head]
Queen: .....Are You Two Serious?
Susie is injured and cannot fight any longer. She grabs Kris by the shoulders and gives them a little shake. Ralsei goes down hard next to them.
Susie: "Kris! Kris now would be a good time to get all possessed and hallow!"
Ralsei: "Susie no! we can solve this without hurting anyone!"
Susie: "screw that goat boy we need to end this now before one of us dies!"
Susie looks back to Kris to find them lifting their head with no expression at all. They draw their sword and Susie grabs them by the back of the neck and pushes them towards the target.
Susie: "good! good! now KILL"
Kris: chara's mean to you.
Frisk, shrugging: It's how they are. I'm used to it.
Kris: just because you’re used to it, doesn’t mean it’s okay.
Frisk: They're trying to be better. They're just... angry. All the time. But they're trying.
Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.
Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"
Ralsei turning out to be the villain like
Kris: Is this?
Ralsei: Thats right. This is the ultimate fountain, Castle Town!
Kris: *inappropriate laughing*
Ralsei: Kris? Stop it.
What's hilarious about your hc of Swatch calling Berdly "Burgundy" is that it's absolutely not his color lmao So Swatch's brain was like "name starts with a B and ends with y and there's a d somewhere in there? Burgundy, for sure."
Swatch: Young Master, the Queen re-
Berdly: You can just use my name.
Swatch: ...Okay...
Berdly: Do...you know my name?
Swatch: Yes?
Berdly: What is it?
Swatch: ...B...blue-
Berdy: No- Ber...
Swatch: Ber...Bur.......Burgundy.
Berdly: Where the heck did you get that from-
Swatch: ...Bird...color...bur...Burgundy...
Berdly: Are you okay???
Berdly-. Remember when you dared me to kiss Kris?
Susie-. No
Susie-. I told you "DON'T kiss them" and you said "You can't tell me what to do Susan!" and kissed them
Kris-. C:
Player-. I hate both of you
Ralsei: "...uhmm Susie?. Does Kris hate me?....They always look so angry"
Susie: "oh no they just look like that. They look super creepy but their brain is just a Psyduck plushie isn't that right Kris!"
Kris peaks back over their shoulder eating handfuls of Kinetic sand.
Kris making a god awful choking sound as they try to swallow something.
Noelle: “oh my god! Oh my- Susie!! Susie their choking!”
Susie quickly rushes over and smacks Kris on the back causing it to dislodge and fly out of Kris’s mouth. A handful of pebbles skitter across the ground.
Noelle: “.....are those.....are those rocks?....”
Kris lifting their head so one of their classic bone chilling speaking out through the hair looks is going on like some horror movie. They look right into Noelle’s eyes.
Kris: “dinosaurs swallowed rocks to aid in digestion”
Noelle: “but your not a dinosaur...”
Kris starts running at Noelle. She screams and scrambles away.
Toriel: "This is my child! they/them if you will. Mostly non-verbal and immensely creepy!. Aren't they Halloweeny? I think they would be a perfect fit! I see them practicing in their room all the time!"
A Halloween horror house attraction worker hums and walks a couple of circles around Kris.
??????: "hmmmm.....yes. Werewolf!"
Kris poses like they're a werewolf mid transformation.
??????: "Zombie!"
Kris quickly switches to a staggering zombie pose.
??????: "Possession victim"
Kris inhumanly bends backwards making a screeching sound.
??????: "PERFECT!!! your child is very creepy! they have the job!"
Ralsei: You three are my best friends! You're the best thing that ever happened to me!
Kris:
Susie:
Lancer:
Kris: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?
Susie: I'm starting to feel really sorry for you, Ralsei.
Player: Frisk, what's your gender?
Frisk: What's a gender?
Player: Are you a boy or a girl?
Frisk: Mom, am I a boy or a girl?
Toriel: Not necessarily.
Player: Chara, what's your gender?
Chara: No.
Player: What do you m-
Chara: No.
Player: Kris, what's your gender?
Kris: [flips you off without breaking stride]
Kris visibly fighting the player's control in the school hallway. Jerking all over the place and holding their own limbs from moving. Their knees buckle and they fall flat on their face now fighting the player trying to get up.
Kris: "nnughh! uughh! uughh no! ruhh stop it"
Berdly: "Kris what on earth are-"
Kris: "shut up chicken strips UGHHH!"
They flip over on their back starting to stand up while bending backwards like the grudge.
That’s adorable 🥺❤️
Susie crying and breaking down on the floor of Noelle’s room. Noelle lays Kris down ontop of Susie. Kris is half asleep and just limply lays there.
Susie: “what are you putting on me?”
Noelle: “a half asleep emotional support creep. And now an emotional support reindeer”
She lays down on top of Kris making a cuddle pile.
Kris: Hello? 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally raised my voice at Ralsei and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: Kris, we've talked about this
so addisons incorrect quotes huh
(sale as the yellow addison is a hc i stole adopted from my friend @deltawhatnow he was designed by him!!)
Keep trying, Blue! Someday they'll listen to you! Maybe...