Hahahhahahha Kill Me I Literally Can’t Write This Paper

Let’s play a game called ignore all your responsibilities and then stress about how you’re ruining your own life! 

It’s been THREE YEARS since I opened my etsy shop to boldly hold, and in honor of that I am having a quilt giveaway! (my last quilt giveaway)

There will be ONE prize: One custom quilt made by me for you! I’ll give you the fabric options; you’ll select the one you like, as well as over all design and I’ll make a quilt just for you!  Awesome right? You will have the option of Star Trek theme or a ‘plain’ quilt.

To enter you are allowed ONE REBLOG and ONE LIKE per day. Each note gets you one entry and I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner. (I’m not responsible for any tumblr fuckary i.e. lost reblog’s or likes.)

You do not have to follow me to enter- however, when I select your name, if I see that you’re following me, you’ll get several more options in fabric and design of the quilt.

The giveaway will close on Sunday February 14th 2016 at 9PM PST. The winner will be tagged in a post and I’ll also send an ask, so be sure yours is open. The winner will have 24 hours to respond to the message. If I don’t receive a response within 24 hours, I will select another recipient.

Good luck!

If you don’t want to wait to get a quilt of your own, check out my shop To Boldly Hold

secret lipstick

[images: four selfies of Auden in neat makeup with a wave of short blue hair and thick-framed glasses. two photos show a smirk and display of glittery magenta lipstick. the other two show a dark blue face mask with polar bear faces. they look mischievous.]

and certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

My dad texted me these pictures while I was at school today. Apparantly some people down the street have peacocks and they got loose and ended up at my house. One of them spent a good portion of the afternoon on my roof... Why do I always miss the interesting things?

My friend and I spent our Saturday turning an old Mystery Date game into something awesome. Here we have Leonardo DiCaprio as the picnic date guy, John Green as the nerd, Orlando Bloom as the tux guy, Chester See as the snowboarding guy, and Shemar Moore as the surfer dude. I consider it a day well spent.

achilles & patroclus commissioned by scarlett–west

>> commissions are always open <<

Thank fucking god! After three continuous days of doing nothing else, I have finally triumphed! I can have my life back! 

Happy 3rd Birthday to my main blog