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if tumblr users started making sponsored posts nobody would be able to tell because no normal brand would want to advertise here so the posts would be like

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man i'm hungry if only there was some sort of delicious nutritious sexalicious snack availab- WOH IS THAT DR F INGERSMAN'S ALL NEW EXTRA SALTED HONEY ROASTED CHEESE AND TOASTED PRETZELS?? KEEP GOING IM CLOSE

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i ate one of those once and i blacked out for three days and woke up with 20k in my bank and my left nut missing from the sack, 10/10 taste though would recommend

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don't spread lies on my post boy it says on the tin it can't make your nuts vanish any more.

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whatever. i cast spell of nut banishment

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i leave social media for one month and 4chan is dead??

4chan memorial post. rest in hell

“Get a load of THIS guy” that’s your gf

POV you're Eclipse

as ides of March comes to an end I can't help but be a little disappointed in the lack of exciting news from popular senates

happy ides of March! 🔪

Im actually starting to stress about what my first ides of March post should be

guys this is gonna be my first ides of march on tumblr I'm weirdly excited

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

me doctor says I has “iron da fish in sea” but I don’t remember ironin’ no fish

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

the concept of balatro porn mods seems like a step towards an accidental reconvergence on the early pc casino-themed eroge wave

I have this saved as you KNOW he would.png

ur right that shit is no where near 236 mL

like, i 100% get why shiva wanted her to step on him

"who made you realise you were also attracted to women" literally the goddess i was supposed to worship. i thought my ass was soooo religious until i realised i just fucked with the imagery of a dark skinned naked woman portrayed as a symbol of female rage with a necklace of decapitated heads, a skirt made of human arms, a decapitated head in one of her (multiple) arms, and a long lolling tongue. i did NOT stand a chance????

sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections

im sure you do

sometimes I lay on the floor and I meow

made me realise flies would be chill asf instead of being annoying asf if we were tiny too

how it feels to say the weird thing

doing numblrs on tumber

even had the beta testers and all huh

jd was the first thing I thought of when I saw jinx's finger getting shot this is awesome dhwnf

can't stop thinking about somewhat similarity of their stories

i understand exactly 10 strings of letters in this entire post

Am I the ass?

I, a domesticated equine derived from the Equus africanus-

can't have shit in Detroit

Airy and full of possibilities Hans Maes Belgium, 2025

It may be dark where I am but atleast I'm not alone

I didn't realise it was a shadow for a whole MINUTE and was just so impressed like waaaoooww i didn't even know cows could HAVE three distinct shades like that what are the chances it patterned like thissss before i realised