It will never stop being funny to me that after days and days of hard travel and fighting, most of the Fellowship are covered in mud and blood and dirt and their hair is an absolute mess.
And then there's Legolas. Who somehow is looking as perfect as he always has. And he has the nerve to tell Aragorn he looks terrible after the man fought a load of wargs, fell of a cliff, nearly drowned and then rode for a few days? I think he has every right to look terrible Legolas with your fancy hair.
was it casual when I gave you a necklace that belonged to my family and literally means undying devotion
slow burn so slow that there are two books about them in which they don't get together, then in the book they do get together in it doesn't happen until the LAST PAGE and then just for good measure there's one more book about them as a reward for making it this far
I really wish there was a way for me to get '???????' to appear above my head in real life
the Quilin (might've spelt that wrong) bows to Dumbledore??? This makes no sense to me. Isn't it supposed to bow to someone pure of heart who can handle power and not be corrupt??? Dumbledore has already shown that he can be corrupted from his dealings with Grindelwald, why would he be chosen? He's a good man but he certainly has a capacity for evil. I propose that the Quillin should've bowed to Newt. I am certain that that man is literally incorruptible and he is so pure and wonderful, all he wants to do is help creatures he does not and will never have plans to use power for ill, so isn't he perfect??? Idk I just thought it was odd.
'“How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?” Wylan said with a very passable imitation of Kaz’s glare.'
This is so funny to me. Like imagine if behind Kaz's back the crows have a death glare competition. Just for fun. Jesper cannot manage it in the slightest, Nina is just laughing, Matthias looks slightly ill when he tries and not particularly threatening, Inej is pretty good but Wylan? That boy knocks it out of the park! He's got the Kaz face almost perfect! So they're all staring at him terrified when Wylan himself suddenly looks petrified and they follow him gaze to see none other than Kaz himself, trying to glare at them but he can't hide his smile.
Newt Scamander is in fact the cutest most wholesome person in the entire Harry potter universe and I will fight anyone who says he isn't that man is a cinnamon roll and I love him to bits
The more I think about it the more convinced I become that I am in fact a hobbit and if I'm not one already I will make it my life's mission to become one. Those people have the best lives. They live in their beautiful land in their cute cosy houses and eat seven meals a day and party all the time and have cute curly hair and don't have to wear shoe. I need it.
Still waiting for a man who will feed me potatoes and carry me up a volcano and tenderly kiss my forehead when I've just woken up
Resident enjoyer of detective fiction, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings and all sorts
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