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Core Four Appreciation Day 1 - Pranks

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The school bus was full of lively chatter as it neared the city centre, and Marinette smiled to herself when she saw some of her classmates crowding by the windows, eager to get a glimpse of their destination once it was within eyeshot.

“How much longer do you think we have left?” She asked Alya as she turned back round in her seat.

“Hmm, just a couple more minutes,” Alya said, holding her phone up to display a digital map that she must’ve already had open. “You excited? Apparently they teach jazz and contemporary there! I really hope we’ll get to play some of the instruments, or try out a bit of dancing.”

Marinette giggled and placed a hand on her friend’s shoulder. “That sounds awesome, Alya! I’m sure there’ll be lots of fun things to do.”

The decision to have a day trip to the Conservatoire de Paris had been rather sudden, announced randomly by Mr Damocles under the guise that it would help make the class ‘more aware of their options’ for after they left lycée. It was a welcome surprise for pretty much everyone, with exception of Chloé, who never seemed to enjoy any organised school events.

Personally, Marinette was just glad to get a break from regular class work and spend time with her friends - the immense amount of stress she’d under the past few months made it hard to remember what it felt like to truly unwind and forget about her problems, even if it was only for a bit.

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actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

I used to think Delaware was a steel production company but this post changed my views

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

@ramos123 heres the fics, let me know if u want more, not sure how many of these u might’ve already read

#NewestWayne is trending folks 

She’s Sunshine, She’s Grace, She’ll Punch You in the Face

How A Demon Commissions An Angel

The Heroes’ Game

The Great IKEA Game

Gotham Mouse, Paris Bug

Broken Angels (this one hasn’t been updated in a year and its unfinished but GOD is it good)

Little Ladybird

#SunshineOfGotham

Nannynette

The Strings That Bind Us

I will join these people

I have been waiting all year to post this.

But seriously 5 minute crafts be like,"oh you got a stapler in your ear? Try adding a little sprite in it."

i’m .........

Cat Loki : “Meow.” 

Wizard Y/N : “That won’t work this time Loki.” 

Loki, turning back : “My darling.” 

Wizard Y/N : “What you did was dangerous and reckless !” 

Loki, with a sad puppy face : “I’m sorry.” 

Wizard Y/N : “You won’t get away so easily this time I’m afraid.” 

Loki : “Min kjære, min søte, jeg beklager.” 

Wizard Y/N : “… No, you are cheating.” 

Loki : “Tilgi meg, kjære.” 

Wizard Y/N : “We said no Asguardian dialect when you’re in trouble ! It’s not fair !” 

Loki : “Jeg elsker deg.” 

Wizard Y/N : “… Damn it.” 

──── DIMENSION : DILEMMA

SYNOPSIS. when you and heeseung pranked your friend, saying you both are dating, you didn't expect her to post about your relationship on her twitter account. and when you both decide to clarify, he didn't expect his crush to congratulate you two in another tweet. now the whole school thinks you're dating, and while you think it's a god sent chance to profess your love to your long term best friend and crush, you learn that heeseung might have started hating you for ruining his seemingly perfect future love life.

GENRE. high school au, best friends to enemies to lovers kind of vibe, fake dating au, angst, fluff

WARNINGS. angst, potential love triangle ?? one ( 1 ) toxic friend, slow burn ( ? ) random anime references because i can, usage of profanities and inappropriate language, dumb behavior exhibited by both heeseung and the reader <3 separate warnings will be added in the respective chapters

TAGLIST. open, send an ask to join ( refrain from commenting since i might miss them ) general tag used is from :: dilemma era !

UPDATES. sporadic ( hopefully every other day ) | STATUS. ongoing

PLAYLISTS. dimension : dilemma. — a mix of lyrical and classical

NOTE. familiar title because i'm unoriginal :) lol no actually i love that album tho this smau has nothing to do with it, only the title <3 partially inspired by coffee breath by sofia mills and the exact same prank me and my friend pulled on our other friend :)

๑ ⨟ CONTENTS. ────

all the pictures used are for references and are not supposed to depict reader's appearance in any way. time stamps are irrelevant unless stated otherwise. titles are subjected to change whenever required !

intro — one. | two.

OO1. — dispatch was found jobless

OO2. — NOT what we planned

OO3. — haha bf era me thinks ?!?!?!

OO4. — oh.

OO5. — don't cry challenge

OO6. — omg they eloped ( written + smau )

OO7. — i am thinking . . .

OO8. — no more gaslighting

OO9. — sis it don't add up

O1O. — flirting or is it a bro thing?

O11. — hoon has pretty privilege

O12. — loser behavior

O13. — tales of a yellow hyacinth ( written )

O14. — sunghoon supremacy fr ! ! !

O15. — niki firing shits

O16. — here for plot purposes

O17. — when niki senses danger ( written + smau )

O18. — alpha male eyes

O19. — a memorable evening ( written + smau )

O2O. — WAIT GO BACK A FEW STEPS

O21. — heeseung's women dilemma ( written )

O22. — do we act surprised?

O23. — ambulance noises 🚨🚨

O24. — now who is this bitch

O25. — i hate you. ( written + smau )

O26. — cancel heeseung era

O27. — hurts a little ( read as lot )

O28. — dilemma time with lee heeseung

O29. — what a plot twist ( written + smau )

O3O. — nice to meet you :)

O31. — itadori yuuji's level of apologies

O32. — day 98398 with ynseung being dumb

O33. — jaywon the real mvp ( written + smau )

O34. — one pair down, one more to go

O35. — dilemma downfall era ! ! !

tba.

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