Life Would Be So Much Better If I Had Lettuce! But Also That's Okay :) Just Glad I Have Something To

"oak and ash and thorn good sirs" but it's "salud dinero amor good sirs"

bringing back the interstellar fandom one cranky science nerd at a time

when you want to give everyone forehead kisses but you're shorter than everyone and cannot do it suavely

the only romancy I'm feeling is oneiromancy

Goose and geese have tooth and teeth

and they smooch and smeech

Hey did you know Fred Jones and Scooby Doo are the same voice actor most of the time?

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

okay the big one that I guess I only mentioned in the tags is how WILD would it be if I could search through my likes? Or like when I searched on tumblr there was a filter of "Your Likes" that would narrow down the results

because the amount of times I've been like "oh I have the PERFECT thing to show you" from something I never expected to come up and subsequently never reblogged / tagged

...and color coding, that could be fun though I very much understand why that's not a thing

you know how AWESOME it would be if tumblr let me like. make folders n stuff? like here is where I put all my writing posts so you only see them if you click on the folder. here are the sorting methods I use for my liked posts. can I tag them without reblogging? so I can access them later without cluttering up my blog? tumblr staff are you listening?

remember to leave a couple seats open right next to the door so the latecomers can sneak into class without disrupting the lecture babes

my close friend, back when we still only knew each other for a handful of weeks, would see me walk in and be like "why is that outfit so just. on brand for you." and every time she was one hundred percent accurate. she had a *radar* I'm telling ya

learned I kept a knife on me one day, when I was sleepy and a mutual friend asked me where it was and I mumbled "'s in my boot," and that friend said, "yeah that's incredibly on-brand for you"

few days later saw me with a harmonica in my front pocket and, again, "again you are on-brand today"

girl you've known me for less time than most people I love and you just. pegged me. for exactly who I am. because yes, these outfits are handpicked, and yes, I am the kinda queer fella that keeps a laser pointer in my backpack and would give you a stupid crazy crooked grin right before doing the most unhinged thing for the bit, and somehow you could tell without knowing me at all.

Without knowing me at all, you know me so much more than most people who've had my entire life to figure me out.

so like prev said. good to know i exist and have a vibe. so good to know i exist and have a vibe in the exact way you knew

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

psa even davinci crashes from time to time. in case you were wondering