Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

why look at the stars when you have the sun right beside you?

DM- So, you wake up in a deep pit, your legs and your left arm are broken...

Me out of character- Well, as they say, when you got rock bottom, the only way to go is u...

DM- SUDDENLY! You feel a crack beneath your crippled body and the floor breaks beneath you dropping you an unknown distance, you are likely to die.

Me out of character- Ah shit

Milliseconds later

Me in character, screaming, slowly getting quieter- What the fuuuuuuuucccckk...

They want your money. And your kneecaps. In that order.

(fairly old art that i kept in my drafts for many months)

this is probably THE funniest episode of the entire second half of Adventure Time

posture a fuck

Summoner is more of a cat person

Coffee Paws’ general manager, Lexie!

obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine

Why do people complain so much, like, come the fuck on, stop complaining! People will complain about your fucking socks getting lost or your phone battery died, just stop complaining, no one wants to hear it.