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3 years ago
Love Wins

love wins

3 years ago
They Want Your Money. And Your Kneecaps. In That Order.
They Want Your Money. And Your Kneecaps. In That Order.
They Want Your Money. And Your Kneecaps. In That Order.
They Want Your Money. And Your Kneecaps. In That Order.
They Want Your Money. And Your Kneecaps. In That Order.
They Want Your Money. And Your Kneecaps. In That Order.
They Want Your Money. And Your Kneecaps. In That Order.

They want your money. And your kneecaps. In that order.

(fairly old art that i kept in my drafts for many months)

3 years ago
*puts Husband On Shoulder Like Bird

*puts husband on shoulder like bird

3 years ago
My Plan To Create A Perfectly Flat And Level Kansas By Moving 5,501 Cubic Miles Of Earth From West To

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

3 years ago
3 years ago

5 years ago, I put a gif of Spongebob breathing heavily through a filter, but it fucking broke and accidentally made an infinitely funnier and more relatable gif than I could ever have made on purpose

5 Years Ago, I Put A Gif Of Spongebob Breathing Heavily Through A Filter, But It Fucking Broke And Accidentally
3 years ago
The Interweb Oracle Foretold Such A Question Would Come. The Internet Oracle Is Never Wrong In Its Predictions.
The Interweb Oracle Foretold Such A Question Would Come. The Internet Oracle Is Never Wrong In Its Predictions.
The Interweb Oracle Foretold Such A Question Would Come. The Internet Oracle Is Never Wrong In Its Predictions.
The Interweb Oracle Foretold Such A Question Would Come. The Internet Oracle Is Never Wrong In Its Predictions.

The Interweb Oracle foretold such a question would come. The Internet Oracle is never wrong in its predictions.

I hope this clears things up for you, mystery person on the internets.

3 years ago

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

3 years ago
3 years ago

Tumblr Code.

3 years ago
Gay☎irl

gay☎irl

3 years ago

*Bo Burnham's Bezos songs play ominously in the background*

new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die

3 years ago

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3 years ago

WHORE!!!

WHORE!!!
3 years ago
Like If U Think The Fangs Are Hot Rb If You’d Let Me Drink Ur Blood O,..,o
Like If U Think The Fangs Are Hot Rb If You’d Let Me Drink Ur Blood O,..,o
Like If U Think The Fangs Are Hot Rb If You’d Let Me Drink Ur Blood O,..,o

Like if u think the fangs are hot rb if you’d let me drink ur blood o,..,o

3 years ago

✋ I'd adopt him. He's like a big, tired, scale-y, noodle puppy.

Comic By PetFoolery
Comic By PetFoolery
Comic By PetFoolery
Comic By PetFoolery
Comic By PetFoolery
Comic By PetFoolery

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋


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3 years ago
Reblog This Kanaya Or Youre Sus 👿

reblog this kanaya or youre sus 👿

3 years ago
“Do You Ever Get Over Having To Come Out?” (x)
“Do You Ever Get Over Having To Come Out?” (x)
“Do You Ever Get Over Having To Come Out?” (x)
“Do You Ever Get Over Having To Come Out?” (x)
“Do You Ever Get Over Having To Come Out?” (x)

“Do you ever get over having to come out?” (x)

3 years ago

How do you fall back in love with life?

clean your room.  clean space, uncluttered space, space that doesn’t have miasma clinging to it can work wonders.  clean the dishes.  sweep.  take out the trash.  peel the clothes off the floor and wash them, and then actually fold/hang them.  take a long shower.  scrub behind your knees.  brush your teeth.  (this can be utterly exhausting, but try to get it done in a day, if you can.  the end result is worth it.)

pull out your notebook.  it doesn’t need to be a new notebook, but preferably one that you don’t usually write in, or that you haven’t touched in a while.  fuck moleskins.  the yellow legal pad will work fine.  sit in your room, or in the park, or in the library, and write a list.  count clouds.  describe all the colors that you see, and note patterns that arise.  sketch the cracks in the walls.  note the shape light makes when it enters a space.  talk about what the air tastes like, smells like.  what sounds are there?  even the white nose, break that down: air planes, fans, cicadas, anything.  remind yourself that you are sitting in the middle of a space brimming with detail.  remind yourself that you are not in nothingness and emptiness.  your world is fathomless.  it has potential.

drink cold water and try to eat something that isn’t processed.  it does not need to be fancy.  buy yourself an apple with the change between your couch cushions.  eat it outside.  if you’re someone who walks, walk somewhere afterwards, just to stretch your legs.  take your fucking meds.  remember that its a good thing that you are inside your body.  your body is a fantastic and endlessly intricate machine, and even though society has smacked a bunch of poisonous ideas on it, that doesn’t change its inherent worth and splendor.  take care of it.

read a novel.  underline your favorite lines, and write phrases that twist your heart inside your chest on the back of your hand with an ink pen.  read a novel like it’s poetry.  read poetry, something decadent but unpretentious.  watch a movie you haven’t seen before.  if there are free art galleries near you, walk through one.  take your time.  let yourself bask.  if there are patterns in what makes your soul ache, write those patterns down – marbles arches or soot crumbling bricks or dandelions or descriptions of dresses or whatever it is, write them down.

your chosen family is important.  remember, they picked you as much as you picked them.  the love has no obligation.  it is given freely and it is given from a place of compassion.  you are not a burden.  if you need to breathe, take a minute by yourself and just exist, but remember to go back to your people.  when they need you, listen and be gracious.  always be gracious.  the universe sometimes remembers things like that.

listen to new music.  link jump on youtube or related artist jump on spotify or ask the chap beside you in the cafe what their favorite band is, and listen to that.  listen to something that you don’t usually listen to.  we tend to tie up a lot of memory with music.  we are falling in love again.  the soundtrack needs to be specific to that.  

allow yourself to indulge in romantics.  press flowers in old books.  play movies with subtitles and mouth the words.  dance in your room.  wear something that makes you feel good, even if you wouldn’t wear it in public.  write your chosen family letters, even if you hand deliver them.  write poetry, even awful poetry.  revel in its awfulness.  eat dark chocolate and when your chosen family want to go out, try to go out with them sometimes, even if its just to the market.  

3 years ago
Why Look At The Stars When You Have The Sun Right Beside You?
Why Look At The Stars When You Have The Sun Right Beside You?
Why Look At The Stars When You Have The Sun Right Beside You?
Why Look At The Stars When You Have The Sun Right Beside You?

why look at the stars when you have the sun right beside you?

3 years ago

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

3 years ago

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

3 years ago

the dirty dog

3 years ago

The male feminist is quite a rare breed these days if I'm being honest

3 years ago

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

3 years ago

food service and retail workers should be legally allowed to slap one (1) customer across the face as hard as they can every year. slaps do roll over at the end of year so you can really come unglued if you've been saving em up like vacation days.

3 years ago

heres a fun game: put in the tags which fictional character pops in your head when you hear the name “sam”


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