You're Totally Delusional For Saying Chuuya Is Ugly And Mid. Asagiri HIMSELF Said That Chuuya Is Smart.

Girly, you cannot choose who is a Dazai's stan or not

bsd fandom, can we all just say a collective “fuck you” to the Dazai anon

you know who I’m talking about

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Btw, this is what Gavroche sang before he died (This happened in the book), about my previous post where I included Victor Hugo in BSD world.

- On est laid à Nanterre (We are ugly at Nanterre)

C'est la faute à Voltaire (It's Voltaire's fault)

Et bête à Palaiseau (And dumb at Palaiseau)

C'est la faute à Rousseau (It's Rousseau's fault)

- Je ne suis pas notaire (I'm not notary)

C'est la faute à Voltaire (It's Voltaire's fault)

Je suis petit oiseau (I'm little bird)

C'est la faute à Rousseau (It's Rousseau's fault)

- Joie est mon caractère (Joy is my character)

C'est la faute à Voltaire (It's Voltaire's fault)

Misère est mon trousseau (Misery is my keychain)

C'est la faute à Rousseau (It's Rousseau's fault)

- Je suis tombé par terre (I fall on the ground)

C'est la faute à Voltaire (It's Voltaire's fault)

Le nez dans le ruisseau (Nose in the stream)

C'est la faute à Rousseau (It's Rousseau's fault)

Gavroche sang the "I fall on the ground" part when he was shot the first time and fell on the ground. He was a little kid.

And I wrote it in french because since Gavroche is a french character, this would make more sense if it was in french.

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They look like two children getting told a story by their mum

Yes because they're being silly and believe me they kiss each other in other universe

gay people will see 2 men (or women) who hate each other and would rather tear each other apart than be nice and proceed to ship them more than anything

I kinda understand why Mori is so obsessed with Dazai being in the mafia. I mean, if we forgot abt the fact that he's called the Demon Prodigy, and is a genius, there's also something extremely interesting, and useful for Mori : His ability, No Longer Human.

You remember in Yosano's flashbacks, where Mori explained that powers were the new weapons. He said that the samurai disappeared because they did not understand that the era of the sword was over. And that the nations that won were those that managed to transform a simple cannon into a war machine. And today, superpowers lead the way. And that she had to force the hierarchy to open their eyes. Power are the new war machines. Powers are important. They're a part of our society. Yet, a random boy arrives, and erases it. This whole hierarchy. All these powers. He can delete it. He can take away your only means of defending yourself, of knowing, of fighting, he takes away a part of you. For years, people have controlled their power, and a kid not even 15 years old comes along and decides to take that away from you. As long as he's here, as long as you have any physical contact with him, your power won't work. A part of you won't work. As long as he has any contact with your ability, you won't have it. And that's scary. A man, a genius, a demon, is capable of deleting a part of you.

Like, imagine you're an adult, who managed to excel in their power. You are at the top of the hierarchy. And then, a random man erases it. You are now at your lowest. You're trapped. Especially if you based your attacks on your power, you're done.

Dazai arrives to unbalance the hierarchy. His power isn't for fighting. Your power is stronger than him. Yet, he manages to unbalance everything, what you have known, the hierarchy… It's scary af.

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I'm trying to turn my friend into a solo leveling fan and it's hard because she thinks it's bad. Wish me luck.

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Headcanon about my favorite duo in BSD : Ranpo and Yosano !

1 - Their trust in each other is on another planet. Yosano can go so far as to put her life in danger being sure to survive if Ranpo said she would survive.

2 - Yosano has always been feminist, as far as she remembers. So she always talked about her ideas of equality etc to Ranpo, and since Ranpo was a mama's boy, he agreed. Which made her happy to find a boy who was respectful like Ranpo.

3 - Yosano used to have a lot of nightmares of the war when she was younger, Ranpo even changed rooms to be with her to reassure her.

4 - Yosano once did a full face on Ranpo.

5 - They once exchanged their clothes. Ranpo was wearing Yosano's usual ouftit, and Yosano was wearing Ranpo's usual ouftit. It actually fits Yosano, but not for Ranpo…

6 - Ranpo bought her medical books when they were younger and she was coming out of the war, so she's not forced to rely on her ability.

7 - As long as Ranpo is not seriously injured, she refuses to torture him for healing. She just can't. She will heal him like a normal nurse would, and can't use her ability on him.

8 - Ranpo knows how to use makeup and take good pictures because Yosano force him.

9 - They both roast each other, public or not.

10 - Yosano used to rely on him a lot when she was younger. He was her savior, so she used to get stressed whenever he wasn't around. But it got better after a year, and she didn't rely on him that much.

11 - They know each other like the back of their hand, just like when Ranpo said "the danger arrive in 10 seconds", to give the other detectives time to hide before she arrives to ask who wants to accompany her for her purchases.

12 - They gossip like 294628 times a day

13 - Yosano explained medicine to Ranpo, and Ranpo said it's too confusing

14 - Both Yosano and Ranpo came to the conclusion that the agency is just a bunch of mentally ill persons

15 - Ranpo used to carry Yosano's bags. Don't think he enjoyed it

16 - Yes, Ranpo can give her his life, organs or whatever, but no, he won't give her his chips.

17 - Yosano often buys ramune for Ranpo, and she's mostly the one who opens it BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO OPEN DAYUM (I've tried)

18 - Yosano's name on Ranpo's phone is "Sadistic bitch" and Ranpo's name on Yosano's phone is "Genius bitch"…

19 - People often think they're either siblings or dating

20 - They both like to do night walks, where they both talk about their days, their past, their memory etc.

Dazai as the Cheshire cat

Why do I keep getting tagged

Hello

I am someone, I have been bothering Fyodor and his Iranian friend for personal reasons. And the words that I said all this time were not true and were just several trivial lies In fact, I don't know much about him. So I wrote this text to apologize all you guys

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Harry suffered his whole childhood in a cupboard under the stair and his fans are like “So cool! I'm gonna have my room in a cupboard under the stair!!”

Harry would strangle most of you.